Thursday, February 19, 2009

New Face Scrubber Gets Everything Off In A Split Second!!!! Great For All People Who Hate Their Faces


Rachel Clarke is a living testimony to this. Note the living.

2 comments:

Melanie Wilkes (alias) said...

"Ya took the words right outta my mouth, P.J."

Anonymous said...

I'm a living testimony...meaning, I'm not dead yet! Gosh, that thing sure cleans my poors! Voila! Buy it at your nearest Wally World for $20-200. Please use responsibly.
WARNINGS:
Do not use on infants under 6 months of age.
Not intended for human consumption.
Do not use while sleeping.
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
Do not use on underarms.
Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
Do not operate at high or excessive speeds
Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico. Shipped on barge from India.
Not Dishwasher Safe

PLEASE USE RESPONSIBLY.

Just thought I'd give that extra warning advice to the Face Scrubber fans out there!
Rachel Clarke
Founder of
Face Scrubber Inc.